There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.

Rita Rudner
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  1. Keep your best wishes, close to your heart and watch what happens - Tony Deliso

  2. Happiness is part of who we are. Joy is the feeling - Tony Deliso

  3. Don’t come back when you realize that I’m rare - Genereux Philip

  4. If where we are now and whatever we are going through does not motivate us to leave this world better than the way we met it, we are in this world for wrong reasons. - Bamigboye Olurotimi

  5. Why do you feel so powerless? Go spend an hour with ants. Each of those black specks you see is a life. One whole life that you can save, take, or affect in some way. You have the power to make so many lives better.... - Kamand Kojouri

More Quotes By Rita Rudner
  1. I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.

  2. Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

  3. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

  4. Men forget everything women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.

  5. I had the most boring office job in the world... I used to clean the windows on envelopes.

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